
You've been programming too long when When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
Words just cannot describe how awful they are.
If anyone is considering BT Infinity do yourself a favour, see if any other company is available.
Nice 3 bedroom house with drive and garden (and a vegetable 'allotment').