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Fri April 26, 2024
	Unique homes go up for sale, presumably because they've got the meats source: sfgate.com \| share: Copy Link	3
	Big Tornado event is taking place now, forecasts calling for more today and all weekend. 6 active tornado warnings with confirmed tornadoes in Texas, south of DFW and a mile wide funnel in Nebraska. LGT Ryan Hall livestream source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	Ukraine launches decoy missiles against the Kerch Bridge, raising fears that they will shortly launch REAL missiles against it, now that they know where all the air defenses are source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Australian lizards just don't care source: abc.net.au \| share: Copy Link	9
	I don't want that measles vaccine said many of the 125 people in West Virginia who are now part of a growing outbreak source: wchstv.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	The rub and tug football team owner finally comes out to tell you how he really feels about pro Palestinian protests on college campuses source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	45
(Some Vaulting Guy)	Photoshop this world record source: novilist.hr \| share: Copy Link	13
	I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was poorly drawn aliens (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	25
	Maybe bestowing the authority to inject restrained suspects with powerful sedatives to high school graduates that took a six-week correspondence course was a bad idea? source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	29
(Some Guy)	Baby boy wears Phillies jacket home from hospital, 22 years later is signed by Phillies, 19 years later he's selling cans of wine at the stadium source: billypenn.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	SCOTUS appears poised to declare the President is a demi-Monarch, as the Founders clearly intended when they sacrificed their lives for freedom from Monarchy source: independent.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	91
	The proof is out there: Stunning UFO captured on camera near LaGuardia Airport in NYC source: hindustantimes.com \| share: Copy Link	47
	Alabama jails readying for influx of librarians. shhhhhhhh source: thehill.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	Dan Rather is returning to CBS News after 18 years, if only for an interview. Courage source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	42
	The new protest policy was even clearly displayed in a dingy basement behind a door labeled "beware of leopard". What's the problem? source: idsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	When your own kids stab you over sexual assault allegations, leading to cops finding your 30 guns and shrooms, maybe you shouldn't be a County Supervisor source: kget.com \| share: Copy Link	25
(Some Welding Guys)	Caption this shop class source: weldingrods.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Florida man attempts to steal a boat disguised as a woman. Since it's on Fark, it didn't work out too well source: toofab.com \| share: Copy Link	42
	Woman interrupts her murder trial to admit guilt source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	26
	Protip for living in Russia these days: Do NOT write 'death to the regime' in protest against the tyrant Putin source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	38
	I can't breathe, the redux source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	73
	Is Law Enforcement using the nebulous phrase 'doses' in press releases about drug busts because it allows them to make the bust sound more impressive/scary? Anyway DEA seized 10 million lethal doses of Fentanyl. FYI the LD 50 in humans is unknown source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Why every new generation (of white people) just can't stop themselves from becoming completely addicted to Fleetwood Mac's album "Rumors" source: slate.com \| share: Copy Link	119
	Ukraine plans to strike deep inside Russia to bring the fight to the Russians source: businessinsider.com \| share: Copy Link	85
	How much for your 9-year-old girl? source: wral.com \| share: Copy Link	52
	Good news for the EU as 20% of Brits will refuse to travel to Europe when it implements its new entry/exit system. Starting a rumour of an obligatory genital scan should drive that percentage up. Hey, if they fell for the bendy bananas rules source: euronews.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	"...and if passengers on the left-hand side of the aircraft would like to look out of their windows they'll be able to see HOLY CRAP IT'S A FARKING MOTHERSHIP" (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	40
	Faux News is outraged, outraged I say, that the Pope discussed climate change while non-Catholic churches sit empty source: newsweek.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	63-year-old concerned Social Security won't be enough to cover retirement:"I'll probably need to work until I die". Welcome to the party, boomer source: businessinsider.com \| share: Copy Link	179
	Photoshop this giant concert hall source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	It's Friday. You're a presidential candidate, and all you want to do is golf. But noooo, you're stuck in court, freezing your Depends off, and things are about to get Stormy. So sad, bigly sad source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	459
	It's national hairball awareness day or as your cat calls it "ack ack ack ... I think I'm going to throw up .... ack ... ack... ack" day source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	How to turn a routine traffic ticket into a 12-year prison sentence with this one weird trick source: jalopnik.com \| share: Copy Link	85
	Day 793 of WW3. NATO Chief says Ukraine can still win. Ukraine "endeavors to persevere". US hopes sending ATACMS will convince Germany to give Taurus missiles. Ukraine stops consular service for draft dodgers. This is your Friday Ukraine War thread source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	210
	You are now free to look for another job source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Iran is one week away from building a nuclear weapon. Iran has always been one week away from building a nuclear weapons. Next week, Iran will be one week away from building a nuclear weapon. In two weeks source: newsweek.com \| share: Copy Link	83
	US military begins building floating pier off Gaza's coast to funnel aid into besieged area, gets welcoming mortar attack to keep things real source: stripes.com \| share: Copy Link	98
(Some Guy)	Hero cop proves he can touch all the fentanyl he wants source: pressenterprise.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Area man buys The Onion source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	63
	1680s Massachusetts comes to 21st century Kentucky source: lex18.com \| share: Copy Link	80
	But we just had a Royal funeral source: tmz.com \| share: Copy Link	102
	Luckily the victim of a road rage shooting was also armed and able to return fire source: ktvu.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	And now for something completely different. A man with three cocks... wait, I'm getting an update. The cocks have been removed source: abc.net.au \| share: Copy Link	18
	Finally, you can get your very own 'Spliffy' tag source: jalopnik.com \| share: Copy Link	9

Thu April 25, 2024
(Some Guy)	If you are going to frame your principal for using racist and antisemitic AI-generated impersonations behind closed doors, make sure you absolutely positively do not bring a gun to the airport with you while trying to flee source: thebaltimorebanner.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Felix Fischoeder's plan to build condos, recording studio, and nightclub begins initial phase source: ktla.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Several ships managed to exit Baltimore harbor today without colliding with and destroying any bridges source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	On this day in history, in 1945, US and Russian armies met at Torgau, which signaled the imminent defeat of Nazi Germany and taught both sides how he took care of the place while Manos was away source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	First USC uninvited their valedictorian, then they uninvited all their honorees. Now USC has uninvited all of their graduates from graduation source: ktla.com \| share: Copy Link	118
	A lot of Nigerian prisoners are now huge Toto fans source: dw.com \| share: Copy Link	21

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