"Reach out and grep someone."
Here we have some special wrap around sunglasses. I don't know about you, but when I went to school we called them safety specs, and wore them in Chemistry classes.
Well I don't know about you but if I saw someone out in the street with those on I'd be thinking 'what a twat' think they fail the 'Style' test. In fact I think you can only just get away with wearing them if you have a lab coat on, and even then you just look less of a twat.