11/06/04 Ahaha looking through the old archive of web page files, I discovered that I have 7 different index.html files. Guess many changes have been made in such a short time. Anyway I've updated the links page and added a lot of stuff. The googlebot came back which was nice so newer up to date versions on the site are cached on google. Lorra whiskey was supped last night, probably not a good idea but I feel fine this morning. Also the room smells of whiskey, which could make me alot of money if I can find some way to cheaply recreate this.

07/06/04 Hey guys. Found a kick ass site today. Well I didn't find it, but I will claim the credit as no one else can change this text. Even 'teh l337 h4x0r jon', you have no idea the effort it took to type that, if only I'd been born later I would have learn script kiddy at school. Anyway what did I find? Well unlucky I'm not going to tell you.

Was going to leave it there on a dramatic note, but I'll tell you http://www.wayoftherodent.com. They have print out to make your own 80s MAME machines. So here is mine gauntletbox.JPG. Well screw you all I like it. Anyway gonna go, time for food.

06/06/04 Woke up this morning with that feeling. Yes you all know the one I mean. It was as if the whole body was talking to me 'Klynton, the paal now wants to leave, you best do as it commands'. So getting up quickly I went to release it. As you are probably aware a paal, phal, phaal (many different spelling that I have seen) is the next curry up from Vindaloo. And unfortunately not that much of a challenge. Anyway how did I get to the situation? Well last night it was decided trhat we should get a paal sober to see if it was any harsher, well it was but not by much. Along with 2 bottles of wine for afterwards (I do not have a drinking problem, I can stop whenever I want to, I just don't want to stop now) so yes after all that had been consumed the body was sufforing quite badly, but hey thats what student life is all about.

I've added a page of amusing computer images, and like it said on the main page they're in the pictures section. Check em out, have a laugh. Also need more people to start pissing about with the forum, but as the google bot aint come back for ages now I'll have to wait I guess.

04/06/04 Fixed my graphics tablet today. It now workds again, think it was having issues with the dual monitorness, although I have no idea why. So why did I fix it? Well let me tell you, I entered the b3ta.com contest. Well one of them. Not a great entry being drunk and tired, and cbaness was a major factor in the creation, but well neymind. What else have I done? errrrr errrrrr Blerg.

03/06/04 Lots and lots of stuff been added. For one I have put up a very professional looking forum at http://www.forum.klynton.com. So feel free to join up and post stuff. But it's now 03:24am, and I feel bed becons, so if you'll excuse me I'm off to bed.

Back up now, didn't get much sleep for some reason. So decided rather than laying about in bed I should get up and do something constructive. So here I am (heh). Yeah the forum is completely set up now, and should work fine. Guestbook? Not really thought about it yet, added a section to the forum for people wanting to leave messages for me, but can't be arsed messing about with stuff any more today. Simple typeing is enough. Started playing with Dragon Natually Speaking, looks like it could be a fairly good program once it's trained so will probably be playing with that later on today. Looks, and smells, like it rained last night. Need to go to bank but will have to leave that until later I think. Anyway thats enough bollocks for now. Not alot has happened to I'll leave it be.

01/06/04 Lots of updated stuff, the star wars subsite has had alot of attention payed to it. Added about 18 background images to the pictures section, updated all the header/footer links so they use the fancy buttons, also fixed an issue with the error404 page. Added a page for those fools not intelligent to see the link under stat counter 'http://www.klynton.com/stats.htm'.

Went down the dark dark streets of affiliate programs with regards to the starwars subsite. Klynton.com main site will never, and I repeat never, have adverts on it. I will make sure of that. The only possible thing that could make me decide otherwise, is if I can't afford hosting, but then I'd move back to my crap (but free) host anyway. So yeah digress digress, the pictures page on the subsite now has two search bars leading to pages that sell posters. They appear to be good honest sites with quality merchandise, but of course anyone has any problems and I will remove them immediately. Buy stuff, earn me money, now!

31/05/04 Well as you can see I've been rather busy making the site look alot better than it should. A fancy banner was created and deployed. Feel free to link to it if you want (hint hint), also hover buttons were made and deployed and make the site look alot more professional. Not on ever page yet, but on the main ones. Anyway I'll be setting up systems so it's easier to update in future.

Most of my friends pages got an update as well, so many many more photos have been added, climbing pictures are up, family pictures are up (but not linked to yet). Seem to hit top in many search engines for completely random things, which might be good or bad. Good for me, bad for other people I guess. Anyway googlebot should be due back soon. Continued typing up the ole India diary which will be put up once finished, and may scan in all the photos as well (depends how sad I feel, although as a backup it's a good thing).

Started a new project. Got some email saying I'd won $25000000 so replied, lets see what happens. Either I get the money (doubtful) or I get to embarrass the guy doing the scam. Either way you viewers will get a laugh out of it.

27/05/04 Long gap...... well I was at home. Yes went home for a little reunion with the family. What did I do there, well hold on and I'll tell you (or make up aload of crap to waste your time). First I shocked and horrified myself by going and purchasing a suit. Yes posh looking Klynt seems like he might be here to stay, sadly. So pictures of that will be posted when I get round to it. Also finished of the ole CV just need to sort out two references now, which should be done by end of the week. Set up a few email accounts for people who requested them. 6MB space and lots of lovely features, will have to make a log in screen at some point, but can't be arsed for now, people can use the generic one on the host site.

16/05/04 Found a great article written a long time ago about Disley (the village I'm from). So I had to reply to quote it as true. Anyway if you're from there give it a read. http://www.galactic-guide.com/articles/7R2.html

13/05/04 Exams are all over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oneoneone My presentation went well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1oneoneone. So now to the next phase, getting this shite (er sorry site) to look better maybe learn and implement php or something, but for now booze booze and more booze. The absinthe will be rolled out at the next possible occasion. Also got to write a CV. Which will be fun.... But for now lets just relax, as if I was stressed anyway, mild stress before presentation. Google bot visited me again recently which was nice so all the cached files are midly accurate, it proved how clever it was recently when I lost a file and managed to find it cached in google. Might even add a google search bar. Although it is slowly going downhill, with all these crappy shit annoying kelkoo type sites that return the best results as they are intermediate search sites. Rant over, might have a better go on the rants and raves page, but for now Alcohol! to the booze ->

12/05/04 I have made the quakenet forums. Apparently some prat that came in to talk to Coddy has quoted me on the forums in his attempt to get Coddy permanently banned from quakenet (good luck tool). Anyway here's the address: http://forums.quakenet.org/viewtopic.php?p=1483.

8/05/04 Well what have I been doing lately lets see. Exams, not good fun, today gonna do a bit more work to my final project before the presentation, hopefully make it super exciting to look at. Doubtful.

30/04/04 Bastards had run out of flags! And run out of T-shirts, had to make do with two glasses. Not good. Anyway, should be revising for exams, guess updates will be a little slim from now on.

29/04/04 Right, today my efforts to get a free Carling flag will be accomplished. And the counter should be set up to count 'unique visitors' from any page on the site, also later on today I hope to have the fan mail section finished. And, if I can be bothered, make the front page a bit neater.

26/04/04 Updated all the stat counters, these new ones hold alot of data and really get to know the visitors, hopefully will get a proper nice looking guest book by the next update and maybe a forum.

22/04/04 Back in Hull, probably going to goto the gym today (got to keep fit). The coputer was complaining when I got back as it had no psace left on the hard drive, so many files deleted later and it was up and running. Appears that Coddy managed to ban our ISP from Quakenet IRC, and he received personal recognition which was rather an achievement.

"ISP glined due to widespread network abuse from user "Coddy" (Q account *******. Please cease your abuse. Gline expires in 1 day.."

Only a one day ban so not all that impressive for him though. Hmmm lots of cider left on the desk..... drink before gym? Could be a bad plan but neymind.

15/04/04 Updated my lease on the domain name to extend another 5 years, 5 years of unadulterated fun with Klynton.com, you lucky lucky people. And confirmed hosting with a better company which allows for more stuff. Also mundane things done today include tweaking this computer for batter performance and other things you do when you visit the parents. Mailed the forms off to transfer DNS server names, so hopefully the new hosting company will take over in a week or so. The real updates will begin in another week when I get back to my ADSL connection. 56Kb connection is just to slow to update 25MB worth of site, well unless I fancy waiting over 5 hours for it to finish.

wow no updates in a very long time well lets make up for this. Firstly yes I called it a diary, I detest the web 'blog' culture thing and will continue to call it a diary. However Klynton.com will celebrate 2 years of being online in July. Maybe I will throw a party!

15/06/02 Went into Manchester to see the England game....... oh yeah who's the best..... Bought a flag I was that happy. The atmosphere in Manchester was amazing. Scanned in all of my Star Wars toys as well. Any thing else? No shouldn't mention the sex slaves here........

11/06/02 Started to sort through aload of old floppy disks I've had in a drawer for quite some time (about 300 hundred in there). Was re-united with classics such as Windows (no version number, the original), Lemmings, Populous 2, Speed ball 2........ the list goes on and on. And today I uploaded this new site (hopefully).

08/06/02 Woohoo it went though, I just needed to make something to upload then, so a few hours was spent making the shoddy shite (or should it be site?) that was there.

06/06/02 Applied for Klynton.com, was pretty confident thst it would go though ok as Klynton.* (anything) was available, although Klynt.com was gone (some random American firm bought it and have not put anything up yet....... strange).